rosekan: i need a shirt to wear in public that says “i’m not trying to be rude i have social anxiety” and that would solve at least 87% of my problems
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES MY BEST EVERY DAY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT]
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
aranyeha: SO MY BEST FRIEND WAS WORKING ON HER HISTORY PROJECT AND SHE NEEDED SOME CHINESE CHARACTERS FOR IT SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED ‘YOU’RE GAY’ AND PUT IT IN CHINESE AND SHE DREW THAT IN MARKER ON HER PROJECT AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT IT TURNS OUT OUR TEACHER CAN READ CHINESE IM GONNA FUCKING PISS ON THE FLOOR
senorpond: have u ever had one of those friendships that’s not so much a friendship and it’s more like you’re kindred spirits that were destined to meet and you’re always on the same wavelength or thinking the same things and finishing each others sentences and have the same responses and thought process and saying things at exactly the same time and at some point it just starts getting really...
captainjew: remember when you were 12 and you were so excited to become a teenager and have “the best years of your life” haha more like most suicidal years of my life